What to do when your car is wedged against a garage wall

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

1. 1
   Reversing the steering steps used to get into the position
2. 2
   Folding mirrors in
3. 3
   Using a floor jack and car dollies to manually shift the vehicle
4. 4
   Having a spotter guide the driver out
5. 5
   Using a floor jack to lift the corner of the car and placing a spare wheel or wooden plank underneath
6. 6
   Putting a plank of wood against the curb and backing up slowly
7. 7
   Revving the engine to get enough momentum to reverse
8. 8
   waiting for it to randomly go into gear
9. 9
   checking or replacing the brake pedal switch

In their words

Unedited, most upvoted first, each linked to the thread it came from.