Dog keeps choking on kibble even with a slow feeder

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

1. 1
   Softening the food with water
2. 2
   Using a slow feeder bowl or Kong wobbler
3. 3
   Breaking the food into smaller pieces with a food processor or chopper
4. 4
   Scattering the food on a flat baking sheet, floor, or in the garden
5. 5
   Throwing tennis balls into the bowl with the food
6. 6
   Rushing out of bed to quickly move her to a hard surface
7. 7
   Putting the cat on a regular feeding schedule
8. 8
   Using timed feeders

In their words

Unedited, grouped by where they were said, most upvoted first within each place, each linked to the thread it came from.