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How to pick a business name that doesn't alienate customers

Unconventional or edgy business names can instantly alienate conservative clients and make everyday buyers reluctant to even speak the name aloud. Choosing a polarizing moniker stops people from hiring your company or ordering your product, no matter how good the actual service or quality might be.

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

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    sticking to traditional descriptive naming conventions
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    running two different brands or DBAs to separate playful and serious services
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    doing a market comparison against competitors
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    Using domain registrars combined with excessive brainstorming time
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    Asking online communities for random words, quotes, or phrases for inspiration
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    Focusing on clarity about the product or service and location for searchability
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    Ensuring the name can be trademarked if it is a product business
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    Brainstorming names independently
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    Asking online communities for name suggestions

In their words

Unedited, most upvoted first, each linked to the thread it came from.

The juice is amazing but I'm that much less likely to order it because I have to say the name to my husband.source ↗

Future-Account8112 · r/smallbusiness · 6 upvotes

I don't know, I just never really liked it or warmed up to it. Whenever I see it on my email I just kind of die inside a bit.source ↗

I'm not sure if a name alone would kill it.source ↗

Teppiest · r/smallbusiness · 2 upvotes

I definitely wouldn’t hire any business that sounded macabre… unless it was to decorate my Halloween party.source ↗

Ieatclowns · r/smallbusiness · 2 upvotes

my whole thing is about dogs. i’m sooo stuck. how did yall come up with your business names?source ↗

kennatoast · r/smallbusiness · 2 upvotes

Hey everyone, I’m struggling to find a good name for my commercial and residential cleaning business.source ↗

Difficult_Twist_3547 · r/smallbusiness · 2 upvotes

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