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How to report a broken toilet in a public restroom

A severely cracked porcelain toilet is a major laceration hazard that can shatter under weight. Notifying the front desk or facility management immediately ensures the restroom is locked down before someone is seriously injured.

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

  1. 1
    Notifying front desk staff or management
  2. 2
    Reporting issues to corporate via email or social media
  3. 3
    Deliberately breaking the toilet further to force immediate replacement
  4. 4
    reporting the landlord to the health department or local code enforcement
  5. 5
    sending the apartment photos of injuries caused by broken toilets to force action
  6. 6
    refusing to use the toilet until it is replaced
  7. 7
    Not sitting on the toilet anymore
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    Using a 5-gallon bucket with a seat as an alternative
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    Forcing it to break completely to force a replacement
  10. 10
    trying to find another means of using the bathroom
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    sending the issue via text or email for documentation
  12. 12
    filling the gap with caulk

In their words

Unedited, most upvoted first, each linked to the thread it came from.

I noticed the toilet was severely cracked on both sides. I told the lady at the front desk how dangerous that was and that it needed to be replaced right awaysource ↗

cqmqro76 · r/Plumbing · 430 upvotes

Everytime a cracked toilet comes up here, the answer is always "have fun picking shards of ceramic out of your b-hole". So I would say it is a concernsource ↗

Bitter-Alarm6211 · r/Plumbing · 385 upvotes

I've got some nice scars on my hand and forearm from when I tripped carrying a toilet. And that was a pretty gentle fall.source ↗

-whiteroom- · r/Plumbing · 190 upvotes

I bug him a lot. Is this an emergency? I don't know if it's old or new.source ↗

Fun-Grapefruit9356 · r/Plumbing · 170 upvotes

I've imagined it and I will not google it. Ouchsource ↗

obtuseprick · r/Plumbing · 164 upvotes

when one cut my forearm, I felt no pain, just pressure like a Olfa knife cut, and then blood sprayed everywhere. it was a jagged, wide, deep gash.source ↗

-whiteroom- · r/Plumbing · 45 upvotes

He's been really good to me so far, but I always prepare for the worst. I've been reciting that fight in my head already just in case. I feel like such a pain in the ass (lel) but I don't want severed tendons u knowsource ↗

Fun-Grapefruit9356 · r/Plumbing · 4 upvotes

After seeing so many posts here on this, I wonder if my toilet bowl is bad enough to let my landlord know about it and ask for a replacement.source ↗

They are very faint, I tried to wipe it if it's just a dirty bowl, but it's not just dirt and I can feel the crack if I run my fingers over themsource ↗

deekayCE · r/Plumbing · 2 upvotes

He set the toilet flush on the floor in the back and left it with spacers in the front and a huge gap that he said I can caulk if I want after I figure out the floor.source ↗

chrissyh37 · r/Plumbing · 2 upvotes

Thank you, yeah I kinda knew the answer but still wanted to make sure if I am being too paranoid.source ↗

deekayCE · r/Plumbing · 1 upvotes

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