How to report a broken toilet in a public restroom
A severely cracked porcelain toilet is a major laceration hazard that can shatter under weight. Notifying the front desk or facility management immediately ensures the restroom is locked down before someone is seriously injured.
What people tried
Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.
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- 1Notifying front desk staff or managementDid this help you?
- 2Reporting issues to corporate via email or social mediaDid this help you?
- 3Deliberately breaking the toilet further to force immediate replacementDid this help you?
- 4reporting the landlord to the health department or local code enforcementDid this help you?
- 5sending the apartment photos of injuries caused by broken toilets to force actionDid this help you?
- 6refusing to use the toilet until it is replacedDid this help you?
- 7Not sitting on the toilet anymoreDid this help you?
- 8Using a 5-gallon bucket with a seat as an alternativeDid this help you?
- 9Forcing it to break completely to force a replacementDid this help you?
- 10trying to find another means of using the bathroomDid this help you?
- 11sending the issue via text or email for documentationDid this help you?
- 12filling the gap with caulkDid this help you?
- 13Put an out of order sign on the door yourselfDid this help you?
- 14Call the board of health or county health inspectorDid this help you?
- 15Shit in the bushesDid this help you?
In their words
Unedited, grouped by where they were said, most upvoted first within each place, each linked to the thread it came from.
“I noticed the toilet was severely cracked on both sides. I told the lady at the front desk how dangerous that was and that it needed to be replaced right away”source ↗
“Everytime a cracked toilet comes up here, the answer is always "have fun picking shards of ceramic out of your b-hole". So I would say it is a concern”source ↗
“I've got some nice scars on my hand and forearm from when I tripped carrying a toilet. And that was a pretty gentle fall.”source ↗
“I bug him a lot. Is this an emergency? I don't know if it's old or new.”source ↗
“I've imagined it and I will not google it. Ouch”source ↗
“when one cut my forearm, I felt no pain, just pressure like a Olfa knife cut, and then blood sprayed everywhere. it was a jagged, wide, deep gash.”source ↗
“I am worried about the crack in the toilet bowl but I think everyone thinks I’m being dramatic.”source ↗
“He's been really good to me so far, but I always prepare for the worst. I've been reciting that fight in my head already just in case. I feel like such a pain in the ass (lel) but I don't want severed tendons u know”source ↗
“After seeing so many posts here on this, I wonder if my toilet bowl is bad enough to let my landlord know about it and ask for a replacement.”source ↗
“They are very faint, I tried to wipe it if it's just a dirty bowl, but it's not just dirt and I can feel the crack if I run my fingers over them”source ↗
“He set the toilet flush on the floor in the back and left it with spacers in the front and a huge gap that he said I can caulk if I want after I figure out the floor.”source ↗
“Thank you, yeah I kinda knew the answer but still wanted to make sure if I am being too paranoid.”source ↗