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How to stop feeling like a full-time maid for young kids

When young children are home, living spaces get trashed almost immediately, turning family time into an unending cycle of housework instead of enjoyable time together. Because parents feel like they are the only ones capable of cleaning up the constant messes, they spend most of their time working and cannot relax.

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

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    trying to declutter regularly
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    having older children pick up after themselves
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    husband helping with cooking, childcare, and household chores
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    Tossing own cookies
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    Cleaning up the mess while others gag
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    cleaning in short 10-minute increments
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    decluttering to minimize items that need washing
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    babywearing while doing chores
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    using a box or basket to quickly toss random items into
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    hiring professional cleaning or laundry help
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    Making the child clean up the mess
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    Taking away screen time or privileges
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    Keeping tissues readily available in multiple rooms
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    Providing alternative physical outlets like stress balls or silly putty
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    Having the child handwash clothing or patch damaged paint
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    Taking the food away immediately
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    Putting an empty bowl on the table for unwanted pieces
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    Hovering hands over the child's arms to block throwing
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    Having the child help clean up every time they throw food
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    Putting a mat down under the high chair
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    Moving feeding time to a low coffee table or a small kid-sized table
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    Using suction cup plates and bowls

In their words

Unedited, most upvoted first, each linked to the thread it came from.

I have OCD and get extremely overwhelmed with disorder. I need a clean home for my mental health!source ↗

dino_nuggies26 · r/CleaningTips · 31 upvotes

Tonight after dinner and before bedtime, my kinder-aged daughter took a private moment to do her business. Except her business tonight was pooping on the floor of her bathroom and smearing one of the piles across the floor and onto a wall before it caused her to throw up, also on the floor.source ↗

finished the clean up because apparently I’m the only one in the house capable.source ↗

I could use some camaraderie - what are your most memorable wtf were you actually thinking moments?source ↗

Crabola52 · r/Parenting · 31 upvotes

My 7yo son picks his nose (big surprise) then wipes it on everything *except* a tissue.source ↗

I find dried boogers on walls and furniture and clothes... it's just disgusting and it needs to stop.source ↗

I'm at my wit's end with this. Has anyone else had this problem and gotten them to stop?source ↗

DrawingSquares · r/Parenting · 17 upvotes

The issue is that when all the kids are home the house gets trashed. Like, immediately. So. Many. Messes. So. Quickly.source ↗

I feel like when all the kids are home I spend 99% of my time being a maid and I can’t enjoy hanging out with my family because all I see when they play or ask to do things is yet another mess I’m going to have to clean..source ↗

Having everyone home doesn’t feel like nice family time at all, it feels like nonstop work.source ↗

No-Today-9145 · r/Parenting · 4 upvotes

I feel you. I go crazy if my house isn't clean enough, and especially with little ones.source ↗

VioletAmethyst3 · r/CleaningTips · 1 upvotes

My friend was suffering the same kind of stress and through a local group on FB or something, she found a local lady who ran a small laundry service that would come and collect.source ↗

BasicBagginsBitch · r/CleaningTips · 1 upvotes

my almost 14 month old is throwing every meal on the floor, of course, its age appropriate, they do that.source ↗

if i take it away the first time he does it, he will be having 1 bite of his meal 3 times a day??? and he cries and tries to climb the high chair when i take it away and it just feels wrong to take his food??source ↗

i’m so frustrated and i don’t know what to do?? do i just leave him and let him throw food everywhere???source ↗

Gullible-Show-6215 · r/Parenting

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