Why does my toddler refuse to eat anything I cook?

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

1. 1
   Turning eating into a silly game where eating food makes a parent do funny actions
2. 2
   Switching snacks to be more meal-like or eliminating snacks entirely
3. 3
   Serving smaller portions according to the child's age
4. 4
   Blending vegetables like broccoli and spinach into pasta sauce
5. 5
   Ask the child to help get ingredients out and direct the process
6. 6
   Let the child do pretty much everything themselves
7. 7
   giving him a multivitamin
8. 8
   incorporating fast food favorites like taco bell or kfc into healthier meals
9. 9
   trying rotisserie chicken

In their words

Unedited, most upvoted first, each linked to the thread it came from.