Why am I not getting interviews with a non-traditional resume?

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

1. 1
   Switching to a clean one-page resume template
2. 2
   Removing irrelevant work history or objective sections
3. 3
   Cutting job descriptions down to the top three bullet points
4. 4
   Formatting resumes to pass automated AI screening filters
5. 5
   Reviewing and editing resumes
6. 6
   Rewriting resumes to emphasize experience
7. 7
   Using professional resume-fixing services

In their words

Unedited, grouped by where they were said, most upvoted first within each place, each linked to the thread it came from.