Why does the kitchen sink splash water everywhere?

What people tried

Every workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.

1. 1
   swapping the faucet aerator
2. 2
   reduce the flow with the valves under the sink
3. 3
   buy a new deeper sink
4. 4
   Buying a corner drying mat or tray
5. 5
   Installing hand towel holders on walls or doors
6. 6
   Using countertop towel hangers or baskets of folded hand towels
7. 7
   Wiping the counter down with the hand towel after use

In their words

Unedited, grouped by where they were said, most upvoted first within each place, each linked to the thread it came from.