Dealing with cats standing on sensitive body parts
Cat owners experience intense discomfort and pain when their pets stand or step directly on sensitive areas of their bodies with all their weight concentrated in small paws.
What people tried
1 itemEvery workaround mentioned in the threads below. We haven’t tested any of them — and nobody here is claiming they worked.
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In their words
Unedited, grouped by where they were said, most upvoted first within each place, each linked to the thread it came from.
“The sheer pain of that tiny little paw putting the entire force of that little lard ass's weight on my left titty. Absolute torture.”source ↗
“Mine likes to stand right on my boobs when I'm laying down, she seems to have perfected finding my nips and puts all her weight on it.”source ↗
“But why do they have to distribute it all on my bladder?”source ↗
“My calico specifically made a point to spring board off of guys’ scrotums when she was jumping off the couch”source ↗
“My cat finds my nips every single time. Nothing like waking up at 2 am with a paw per nipple”source ↗